This creature must be a cretin, am I right? I have a friend, who happens to be a cretin, who runs into poles frequently. Also, if there is a hole in the ground, he will step in it. It never fails.
Frogmon (short for frog-monster) came from a family of 23 sisters and himself. That's why he turned to a life of hustling and general petty thuggery. That and some telemarketing, y'know, when you pick up the phone and all you hear is heavy breathing and some gutteral croaking. Hello...
Now look here everyone, not everyone who bumbs into things is a cretin. I happen to know some very nice people who are always bumping into things and dropping things. They just happen to have a hard time with the physical world that's all and I'm not talking from personal experience of course I'm not. So, there ;>
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Now THAT one I get. :)
I felt that!
This creature must be a cretin, am I right? I have a friend, who happens to be a cretin, who runs into poles frequently. Also, if there is a hole in the ground, he will step in it. It never fails.
Some are hits, others are misses. At least I made you smile Jason. :-)
I think we all felt that collision, anonymous. :-)
Cretin is Frogmon's middle name Miss Daze. Does your friend also drop his/her food on the floor when walking to the table? Just wondering...:-)
Even Frogmen get distracted now and then. I hope he impressed the Frogbabes.
Frogmon (short for frog-monster) came from a family of 23 sisters and himself. That's why he turned to a life of hustling and general petty thuggery. That and some telemarketing, y'know, when you pick up the phone and all you hear is heavy breathing and some gutteral croaking. Hello...
He drops his food everywhere, mostly on himself.
So is Frogmon from Jamaica or Lithuania?
Now look here everyone, not everyone who bumbs into things is a cretin. I happen to know some very nice people who are always bumping into things and dropping things. They just happen to have a hard time with the physical world that's all and I'm not talking from personal experience of course I'm not. So, there ;>
Thanks for sticking up for me Janey.
Your friend needs a bib, Miss Daze :-) BTW, Frogmon is from Hell, Michigan (real place, look it up).
Don't worry Janey, we'll support you, not that I'm suggesting anything :-D
See, Anonymous is one too ! Oops, I just dropped sumptin'. :-o
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