Friday, October 14, 2005

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster



I'm not making this up...

There rilly is a Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster here and if you go there you will see a website proposing a THIRD theory of existence. The first two are EVOLUTION and INTELLIGENT DESIGN. The 'Pastafarians' are spreading the word about the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, who apparently created the whole universe- including mountains, trees, and midgets.

Many people are converting to this religion, some of the reasons are:
1. Flimsy moral standards
2. Every Friday is a religious holiday
3. Flying Spaghetti Monster heaven includes a beer volcano and a stipper factory
4. Adherents end prayers with 'RAMEN' not 'AMEN'

They have several written accounts of a Flying Spaghetti Monster creating the universe. They have t-shirts. They have a chart showing global warming average temperatures vs the number of pirates over the past 200 years.

In conclusion I would like to say, WWFSMD( What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do )?

Ramen.
:-D

11 Comments:

At 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop! Thief
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At 11:18 AM, Blogger steve said...

In the name of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster...begone spammer !!!

Ramen.

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger Anonymous said...

I don't believe schools should teach any religions. It is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them which will never happen. This is a job for parents and oneself when out in the big world!

 
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At 3:44 AM, Blogger kikazinha said...

Steve, this is really weird ah ah ah.Michael Angelo should see THAT.
I read your "Tagged" post it is really funny to read it like that, lots of incongruous things.
It is quite a playground thing, that game,I was tagged as well by Carla from your side of the world but must say:
You win all the points.ah ah ah ah carla

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger Tony LaRocca said...

I don't get it, the holy day should be Wednesday. So they can shout "Anthony! It's Prince Spagetti Day!"

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger steve said...

It's a crazy world, Kikazinha. I still have spaghetti sauce on my fingers! :-D

Thanx for taking the time to read my 'tagged' post ! It was fun to do and I'm glad you enjoyed perusing it.

Oooo ! If someone gets enough points, what do they win, Kikazinha ?

I hope it's ice cream !
:-D

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger steve said...

You crack me up, Tony !
Ramen.
:-D

 
At 5:58 PM, Blogger Anonymous said...

Was I being too serious for you Steve???

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger steve said...

It's all a matter of placement, Anonymous!
:-D

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Anonymous said...

So bad placement explains why you are stepping around my serious comment? Or is my serious comment stepping on Ramen?

 

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