Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I'm not making this up...

There rilly is a Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster here and if you go there you will see a website proposing a THIRD theory of existence. The first two are EVOLUTION and INTELLIGENT DESIGN. The 'Pastafarians' are spreading the word about the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, who apparently created the whole universe- including mountains, trees, and midgets.

Many people are converting to this religion, some of the reasons are:
1. Flimsy moral standards
2. Every Friday is a religious holiday
3. Flying Spaghetti Monster heaven includes a beer volcano and a stipper factory
4. Adherents end prayers with 'RAMEN' not 'AMEN'

They have several written accounts of a Flying Spaghetti Monster creating the universe. They have t-shirts. They have a chart showing global warming average temperatures vs the number of pirates over the past 200 years.

In conclusion I would like to say, WWFSMD( What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do )?

Ramen.
:-D