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If you could have a second head, where would it be ? And what would it look like ? Not only that, what kind of personality would it have ? To those lurkers here reading this just take a moment to ponder this question. Yes, I am odd. But would my second head be any worse ?
As for me, the only second head I would put up with would be a significant other, whose residence has to be located on her own body. Selfish, I know. But I tend to spend a lotta time drawing and I know most people would get awfully bored watching me put down a line, erase it, draw another line, erase that one, draw three lines, erase two of those...etc.
Oh, just in case. If you wanna cheat by saying that your second head is an amoeba located on the inner lining of your lower intestine. You suck. You suck bad. Shluuuuuuurrrrrrk ! Slukluklukluk !
No pressure.
posted by steve @ 3:05 PM
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Well I can think of where there'd be a 2nd head and the personality. But it wouldn't be mine and I don't think I can post it here because, again - it might get me arrested in several southern states. Oh and yes you are a little odd. And that's a compliment.
Thanx for the odd compliment ! Just send an email about your second head, but don't let the head know, it could get uncomfortable. I think you are a lil' odd as well ! :-)
I would like to have a penis for awhile with the head and personality that would come along with it. Not forever mind you, but sporting one, using it and well, er..all the perks. You get the idea. I don't need another cerebral cortex; the one I have is far too overactive already.
A female friend of mine asked me once what it was like to have a penis. I told her all the torrid details and she seemed mollified. I'm sure you would quickly learn how to use it for various...er...diversions. I'm transgendered so the whole 'chick with a dick' thing is something I think about a lot. So don't go believing you are alone in this regard. Given how biomedical advancements are charging ahead, you may have to get used to calling me a different name ! ;-)
Ok, I think we're all odd. Maybe we should start an odd blog.
Odd blog or BlogOdd ? The acronym could stand for Other Deviant Darlings or Obnoxious Delinquent Debutants. Heh heh heh. O.D.D. join us or fear us !
I want a penis too. Where do I sign up? But I also want to know how people would answer the question if the answer couldn't be a penis. I think it sounds horrifying, because if the other head didn't have any control over the body, then they would always be whining and uncomfortable. But if they got to take over control of the body sometimes, then -I- would be whiny and uncomfortable. Plus, I don't know if there is any personality that wouldn't start to drive you bonkers after a while.
What might be kind of cool though would be to have another face on the back of your head that looked totally different from your own and had a different voice and everything. So if you weren't getting what you wanted with your main face, you could just sort of flip over your hair and try the other one...
Hi Leontine ! Join the penis party !
You bring up a good point, a second sentient head might make life unpleasant for all involved.
But your idea has pluses and minuses as well ( not that I'm slamming your thoughts ). Whichever face isn't being used is covered with hair, in the nostrils, the eyes, the mouth...ewwww.
But the shock value alone might be worth the discomfort, seeing some one freak out after seeing 'my good friend...' would be priceless. Boy, we're all evil. Good company ! Cheers.
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